So the President of the Detroit School Board apparently writes e-mails like a 3-year-old, graduated high school with a 1.8 GPA, and took 15 years to get a college degree because he couldn’t pass a basic English test. And we’re supposed to wonder why DPS is the epitome of #fail?
So Plaxico Burress became the second major NFL player to get sent to jail in three years. While the extremely bizarre and stupidity-laden circumstances that lead to his downfall may seem shocking to some and confounding to others, our intrepid blogger saw this day coming 11 years ago at Michigan State University. Don’t wear your good shoes.